A degenerated VHS dub was discovered in the University Library containing five minutes of inexplicable amateur footage.
In one continuous shot, the camera momentarily focuses on a doorway on the north wall of a living room before the operator
climbs outside of the house through a window to show the exterior white clapboard. The camera then moves inside the
house through a second window completely circling the doorway and so proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that insulation
or siding is the only possible thing this doorway could lead to. A hand appears in the frame and pulls open the door,
revealing a narrow black hallway at least ten feet long. The camera begins to move closer, threatening to actually enter
it. A voice can be heard, "Don't you dare go in there again, Davy," to which another voice adds, "Yeah, not such a hot idea."